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The NFL season has finally arrived, and fans are ready to settle in front of their TVs! But one fan, who’s married, is dedicating his time to his wife instead of watching football. In this video, we’ll predict the outcomes of every NFL game for the upcoming week, including storylines, score predictions, and my top two players (whom I call “yard dogs”) from each team that I expect to shine in terms of yardage. Plus, stick around to see me place a $100 bet on a five-player pick’em for a chance to win $2,000!

Game 1: Baltimore Ravens vs. Kansas City Chiefs

The season kicks off with a rematch of the AFC Championship game: the Baltimore Ravens against the Kansas City Chiefs. Ravens quarterback Lamar Jackson is still smarting from last year when Patrick Mahomes dashed his Super Bowl hopes. The Chiefs, meanwhile, are facing some injuries at wide receiver, with Hollywood Brown out for the next four weeks. However, they do catch a break as former first-round pick Rasheed Rice won’t face suspension despite a hit-and-run incident this offseason. The Chiefs also drafted speedy wide receiver Xavier Worthy, who broke the 40-yard dash record at this year’s combine.

On defense, the Chiefs lost cornerback L’Jarius Sneed to the Tennessee Titans, but I don’t think the Ravens’ receiving corps poses much of a threat. The Ravens haven’t made significant additions, aside from re-signing veteran Nelson Agholor and acquiring former Titans running back Derrick Henry. They have mostly retained last year’s defensive roster, except for the departure of defensive coordinator Mike Macdonald, who is now the head coach of the Seattle Seahawks.

Overall, both teams have remained largely the same, but I give the Chiefs the edge in pass-catching and defense. My prediction: Chiefs win 24-17. My yard dogs for this game are Derrick Henry, expected to exceed 65.5 rushing yards, and Xavier Worthy, likely to surpass 45.5 receiving yards. Expect the Chiefs to air it out deep!

Game 2: Green Bay Packers vs. Philadelphia Eagles

Next, we have an international game in Brazil featuring the Green Bay Packers and Philadelphia Eagles. Reports indicate that players are anxious about safety concerns due to the crime rate in Brazil. The Packers have made Jordan Love the highest-paid quarterback in the NFL after just one full season as a starter. They appear to have faith in Love’s potential after he spent four years learning behind Aaron Rodgers. The Packers have retained their young receiving corps and added veteran running back Josh Jacobs, as well as elite safety Xavier McKinney from the Giants.

The Eagles already boasted an elite roster last year and have continued to strengthen it by acquiring former Commanders first-round pick Jahan Dotson and former Jets pass rusher Bryce Huff. However, this talented roster puts pressure on head coach Nick Sirianni after last year’s collapse. I believe this will be a reality check for Love and that the Eagles’ roster will shine through. I predict a 31-24 victory for the Eagles, even though they’re only favored by three points.

For my yard dogs, I’m picking Packers wide receiver Jayden Reed to go higher than 43.5 receiving yards, as he led the team in receiving last year. For the Eagles, I’m opting for AJ Brown to surpass 71.5 receiving yards, a target he met 10 times last season.

Game 3: Pittsburgh Steelers vs. Atlanta Falcons

In a matchup between the Pittsburgh Steelers and Atlanta Falcons, Russell Wilson has officially been named the starting quarterback and a team captain, suggesting there was never a true competition for the position. Expect to see Justin Fields used as a gadget player to keep the Falcons’ new head coach, Raheem Morris, on his toes. The Falcons added veteran defensive players like Matthew Judon and Justin Simmons, but the Steelers largely stood pat, aside from acquiring a couple of QBs and former Ravens linebacker Patrick Queen.

I think the Steelers will edge out the Falcons thanks to their solid defense and the continuity under Mike Tomlin, especially considering Kirk Cousins’ recent injury history. I predict a 21-7 victory for the Steelers. My yard dogs are Bijan Robinson, who I expect to have over 25.5 receiving yards, and Steelers running back Najee Harris, who should exceed 65.5 rushing yards, particularly with backup Jalen Warren banged up.

Game 4: Arizona Cardinals vs. Buffalo Bills

The Arizona Cardinals are set to take on the Buffalo Bills. With Stefon Diggs gone, we’ll soon find out whether he was a toxic presence or if he genuinely helped quarterback Josh Allen reach elite levels. The Bills have brought in rookie wide receiver Keon Coleman to support Allen. Meanwhile, the Cardinals drafted Marvin Harrison Jr., the best receiver in the draft, although his jersey isn’t for sale yet due to a legal dispute with Fanatics.

I believe the Cardinals are an underrated team this season and can exploit the Bills’ secondary. I’m predicting an upset with the Cardinals winning 28-24. For my yard dogs, I’m betting on Greg Dortch, the Cardinals’ number three wide receiver, to exceed 28.5 receiving yards, and tight end Dalton Kincaid of the Bills to surpass 51.5 receiving yards.

Game 5: Tennessee Titans vs. Chicago Bears

Next up is a clash between the Tennessee Titans and Chicago Bears, featuring two young quarterbacks: one known for putting mayonnaise in his coffee and the other for painting his nails. I expect this to be a high-scoring game, as both defenses are average at best. Caleb Williams has shown his potential in preseason, bolstered by young receivers DJ Moore and first-round pick Romain Dunn. The Titans are banking on veterans DeAndre Hopkins and Calvin Ridley for offensive production.

I’m predicting a Bears victory at 35-31, with Caleb Williams securing his first win in Chicago. My yard dogs are DeAndre Hopkins, projected to go higher than 49.5 receiving yards, and rookie Romain Dunn, expected to exceed 40.5 receiving yards.

Game 6: New England Patriots vs. Cincinnati Bengals

The New England Patriots will face the Cincinnati Bengals, with Jacobi Brissett named the starter over rookie Drake May. This seems more about protecting May from a bad offensive line than about Brissett’s abilities. Meanwhile, the Bengals are dealing with contract issues concerning their star wide receiver Jamar Chase, who hasn’t practiced all week.

Despite these issues, I predict a solid win for the Bengals, beating the Patriots 24-10. For my yard dogs, I expect Rhamondre Stevenson of the Patriots to exceed 46.5 rushing yards, while T. Higgins of the Bengals should surpass 57.5 receiving yards.

Game 7: Houston Texans vs. Indianapolis Colts

Finally, we have an AFC South matchup with the Houston Texans visiting the Indianapolis Colts. The Texans, led by second-year quarterback CJ Stroud, are considered one of the most hyped young teams this season after acquiring Stefon Diggs. In contrast, Colts quarterback Anthony Richardson struggled in preseason, raising concerns about his starting role.

Despite the odds being close, I expect the Texans to win decisively, predicting a 24-14 victory. For my yard dogs, I’m picking Colts wide receiver Michael Pittman Jr. to surpass 64.5 receiving yards and Texans receiver Tank Dell to exceed 48.5 receiving yards, taking advantage of the attention on Stefon Diggs and Nico Collins.

Conclusion

This week’s matchups promise exciting football as teams clash on the field. Don’t forget to check out Underdog Fantasy for your chance to make the most of your NFL experience! Use promo code “WIFI” for a free pick and up to $1,000 in bonus cash!